Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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