i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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