Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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