do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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