Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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