they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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