so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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