O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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