whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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