He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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