I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
