The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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