I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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