yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
