Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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