i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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