I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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