We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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