haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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