Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Who died my cat blue again?
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