i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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