Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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