Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i've created a new STD.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
