$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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