I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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