try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
