My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize
