Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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