girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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