Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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