You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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