dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize