If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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