just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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