no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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