he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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