If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
