Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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