What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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