whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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