When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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