Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Text me some of your sweat
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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