if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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