what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Holy sore nipples Batman
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
false alarm, still single
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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