he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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