i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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