I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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