you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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