I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just forgot I was standing up.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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