i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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