never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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