Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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