Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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