All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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