My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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