Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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